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'I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.'

'I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.'

'Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.'

'So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."'

'Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!'

'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.''

Born in Caerphilly, South Wales
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I believe the first test of a truly great man is in his humility. - John Ruskin
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Battle of Northampton - 1460, Lady Jane Grey proclaimed Queen of England - 1553, Battle of Beachy Head - 1690, The Battle of Britain begins - 1940, Launch of the Parking Meter - 1958
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