Tommy Cooper Quotes
'I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.'
'I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.'
'Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.'
'So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."'
'Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!'
'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.''
Born in Caerphilly, South Wales
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