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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it." - Tommy Cooper
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Battle of Chippenham - 0878, Harold crowned King of England - 1066, Henry VIII Marries Anne of Cleves - 1540, Battle of Jersey - 1781
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